Put Justin Bieber in Guantanamo Bay
Everything was so exciting in the buildup to elections. And now… don’t you hate an anti-climax? Even the Oscar trial doesn’t seem that exciting anymore, and Nkandla… whatever, wake us up when they build Zuma a private spaceport. Isn’t it amazing how important something can seem one day and then just pfft, disappear the next. It’s like a relationship — hot and steamy in the beginning and then pfft… Nothing.