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Nyoka and Kunyepa

Nyoka and Kunyepa – Rovai Mhunu

Nyoka and Kunyepa are Zimbabwean Central Intelligence Officers (CIOs). They have orders from Robert Mugabe and his cronies to do everything possible to prevent free & fair elections from taking place in Zimbabwe.

Nyoka and Kunyepa – Aliens

So-called “aliens” can now (re)gain citizenship and vote in Zimbabwe, a right (re)acquired by the new constitution signed into law on 22 May, 2013. This disenfranchisement is courtesy of Robert Mugabe’s ZANU-PF Party adopting the Citizenship of Zimbabwe Act in 2002.

Nyoka and Kunyepa – Cabinet Meeting

In this episode Nyoka and Kuneypa learn that their friends at Nikuv, an Israeli company, have arrived in Harare to assist in rigging the forthcoming harmonized elections. Nyoka and Kuneya are tasked to delay voter registration and deceive new voters into thinking that their vote does not matter.

Nyoka and Kunyepa – Red Power

Upset that no one loves him anymore Bob sets out to attend an empty ZANU PF rally. The Gundla Nleya Brigade are giving Chiwenga and CIO head aches, while the Zimbabwe police force continues to be baffled by the increase in graffiti all over the country.

Nyoka and Kunyepa – A Simple Matter

In the 2008 election, the total number of registered voters was reported to be 5,934,768. The reported voting age population for the same election was 5,320,015. Where did the additional 614, 753 “registered users” come from?

Nyoka and Kunyepa – Maputo

Nyoka and Kunyepa are Zimbabwean Central Intelligence Officers (CIOs). They have orders from Robert Mugabe and his cronies to do everything possible to prevent free & fair elections from taking place in Zimbabwe.